You never know where you’re going to be when the boogie grabs you and screams “Shake that ass bitch!” It doesn’t matter if you’re in line at Walmart, or in church (where you can play it off as ‘catching the spirit‘), or on the highway. The third one is what happened with two refined ladies of elegance and class when they decided that the best dance floor is a moving one on top of an SUV.
The New York Post reports that an unlicensed white SUV carrying two unidentified women was stuck in traffic on Interstate 64 in St. Louis on Monday when apparently Mystikal’s “Shake Ya Ass” came on the radio so they had no choice but to obey his command by climbing on top of the truck and, well, shaking their asses. And don’t think their impromptu highway dance party went unnoticed because they were spotted by fellow motorist Jackie Friedhoff who recorded the entire routine on her phone.
Listen, I would have sped up right next to them and GLADLY thrown my loose change out the window because anyone that can be this stupid yet coordinated at the same time deserves some coins for their effort. And yeah it’s dangerous, blah blah blah. Whatever. These broads worked hard for their little two seconds of internet fame. Fortunately Jackie wasn’t the only one who was just as stunned while witnessing this madness. She claims people on the road also slowed down to catch a glimpse of the most remedial twerking contest ever.
“We were in traffic obviously and were going pretty slow, but then I saw a girl get out of the car and get on top of the vehicle,” Jackie Friedhoff told The Post early Wednesday. “And I’m like, ‘Did I just see that?’”
Friedhoff, 30, said she was only driving about 10 mph when she spotted the two women, both of whom were wildly gyrating their backsides as the GMC SUV motored down the highway. A third woman can be seen hanging out of a passenger-side window, capturing the dangerous maneuver on her cellphone.
Friedhoff said the unidentified women jumped on top of the SUV on two separate occasions, causing several other drivers to slow down and inquire about the spontaneous dance party.
After Jackie posted the video to her Facebook page she got another surprise when one of the women in the video asked to be tagged. Y’all, I can’t make this shit up. Why are people twerking on top of cars in moving traffic now? Is this where we are only two and a half weeks into the new year? You know someone else is going to try this but when that happens they’re going to up the ante by starting on the hood, doing a somersault and then landing on the car behind them while onlookers honk their horns in appreciation. Or, they’ll break both of their legs and get run over. Either way, someone will be filming.
Pic: NY Post