Amber Rose Once Tried To Sell, But Says She Was Too Pretty To Be A Dealer

January 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Amber Rose now makes her money through the almighty money-earning “appearances” and selling shit tea on Instagram, but BK (before Kanye) she stripped to make ends meet–which we already knew about–and now we are learning that she could have been the star in her very own real-life, stripper-themed Breaking Bad. Because Amber revealed that she once tried selling crack, and she doesn’t mean ass crack this time. She means crack crack.

TMZ says Amber was on Van Lathan’s The Red Pill Podcastand revealed that when she was going through it and struggling hard, she considered selling crack and tried it but never really took her business off the ground. Not because she isn’t an entrepreneuse or has a bad work ethic. It was because the other dealers wouldn’t let her:

“You know, I tried selling drugs. I tried selling crack in my neighbourhood. And they were like: No… They said I was gonna get robbed, I was a girl, and I was too pretty, and it wasn’t gonna happen. So what I did, I would bag it up for them; I would weigh it and I would bag up the crack rocks for them. And they would throw me some money.”

Hear that? Pre-botox Amber Rose who looks nothing like she does today, was still way too hot to be a drug dealer. The curse of being pretty–it’s such a struggle… which has now made her millions of dollars. Then Amber met a girl in the neighborhood who inspired her towards the pole:

“And then when I ran into this girl, Nish, in the neighbourhood, you know, she had all the Coach bags and the little Honda Accord and low rents and shit, and I was like yo… My mother has been through a lot in her life, and you know, I’m the queen of the house right now: I need to do what I gotta do to survive.”

Nish sounds like a mid-grade stripper at best. Honey, if Coach bags are what gets your engine running, you need to aim much higher. A Honda Accord? Squirrelfriend… you are easily impressed. Don’t even ask Amber about how Nish would get full McDonald’s combos instead of the value menu: that bitch was pure luxury.

Amber also called out rappers, wondering why for them these stories are seen as overcoming adversity and yet she’s just seen as a hoe:

“I feel like rappers always get this, like, pass of like: ‘I had to sell drugs to feed my daughter, I had to sell drugs to feed my family’ and it’s always like… we made something out of nothing. And when it comes to me its like, do I have to give you this story for you to understand? Like it’s been 9 years since I’ve been famous I never told that to nobody.”

Well I think you missed your calling, Amber. Who would suspect hot-girl-Amber to be a crack-slinging King Pin? Nobody. She would get raided never! And if Amber was selling crack the way she shills that Tummy Tea she would be the new El Chapo in no time.

Pic: Instagram

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