Looks like Kris Jenner not only buys out her son, Rob Kardashian‘s, failing business, but also looks out for new storylines for him to participate in to make that thick and delicious Keeping Up The Demonic Energies Corrupting Society With The Kardashians-money. And she found one.
TMZ is reporting that the only male spawn of the devil has found a new love interest in the form of Love & Hip Hop reality star, Alexis Skyy. But the real tea is why Alexis was chosen to be Rob’s new piece, and it’s because of his old piece and the mother of his daughter, Blac Chyna.
You see, Chyna and Skyy hate each other. The two got into a near-physical altercation at a party over the weekend.
Blac Chyna’s ass is so fake I cannot even believe the physics of it. Clearly this could not go unseen by Kris Jenner. She knows all about how Chyna is after Rob for his hard-earned Kardashian dollars and so Kris is going to stick it to her the only way she knows how: petty vengeance.
Rob posted a Woman Crush Wednesday on Monday to his Snapchat when he reposted a picture of Alexis in the outfit she was wearing when she got into a fight with Blac Chyna. He reposted this picture:
With the caption: “MY WCW… I’VE BEEN WANTING YOU FOR SO LONG..” Yeah… that sounds less flattering and more overly sexual. But Alexis don’t mind! She’s a businesswoman and knows that this can be a way for her to both get a KUWTK feature and a new storyline on her own show L&HH. It’s a double-whammy storyline! I smell a crossover! Love & Hip Hop: Kardashians, anybody?
Alexis fed into the narrative by first following all of the Kardemons on Instagram–Kris, Kim, Kendall, Kylie and Kourtney all got a follow–and she levelled things up by actually hanging out with Rob.
People is reporting that Alexis was chilling at Rob’s house last night, so his WCW gambit paid off immediately. She was posting pictures all up and down her Instagram story and Rob had some matching ones. They’re pretty lame, mostly pictures of the mac & cheese they’re cooking and some sexy shots of chicken pieces, but there was one she posted where it looks like a dude is holding her by the throat, which is either sexual or creepy (dealer’s choice) and I’m not sure it’s Rob’s hand but it could be:
Who’s a hand detective? Can someone confirm or deny this? No? Nobody cares about what Rob Kardashian’s hand looks like enough to investigate this? Good, that means you still have common sense.
Can’t wait to see all the stunts Kris comes up with to get these two in a room together; I just hope it involves another brawl with Blac Chyna, potentially at Six Flags.