Not every elderly underwear model that Leonardo DiCaprio is finished with immediately crumbles into dust. Leo doesn’t have all the Infinity stones (YET). Some go on to live out their dwindling days on earth as productive members of society. Some even find a new lease on love in the arms of a different wealthy man. Nina Agdal, the 26-year-old Danish model who aged out of the DiCaprio Foster Home For Wayward Models at age 25 years and 1 month, has found a new foster parent in 23-year-old Jack Brinkley-Cook. And according to Page Six, Nina’s not shy about speaking on Jack’s qualifications as a foster parent. In an Instagram post, Nina said she probably wouldn’t be dating him if he were broke.
Nina posted a selfie about their “comfortable relationship” and somebody in the comments asked “B honest. If he was broke. U wouldn’t be with him”, and so she was. She responded “probably not.” Savage. I stan.
Jack is the son of Christie Brinkley and real estate developer Richard Taubman, though he was adopted by, and carries the name of, Christie’s last husband Peter Cook. So by “not broke”, Nina means “has access to an aircraft carrier full of vintage cars that he calls a man cave”.
It’s hard up #inthesetreets for a woman of a certain age. She’s 26 you guys, we can hardly expect her to earn her crust of bread by posing in a bikini on a beach for much longer.
Once she leaves the DiCaprio Home, a woman has very few options left to her. Catching a “family money” rich man who doesn’t have a real job himself (Jack’s a model) and therefore has all the time and money in the world to dote on you, is really just about the best outcome she could hope for. If she plays this right, he’ll officially adopt her by putting a baby in her, something Leo never would have allowed. Bonus: Christie Brinkley is your baby’s grandmother, securing a nepotistic modeling career for the next generation!