Piers Morgan Has Been Accused Of Faking His Recent Hospital Stay

January 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Piers Morgan recently posted a selfie in the hospital, leading to premature cheers from his detractors celebrating his impending demise. However, Piers is not deathly ill and claims he just has a little upset tummy wummy after eating a vegan sausage roll live on tellie. Since this is Piers we’re talking about, people are calling BS on his reasons for skipping class and going to the nurse’s office, as he’s been on an anti-vegan kick this month in protest of “Veganuary.” Strange issue for Piers to  choose as his latest soap box stance, but hey, stunt queens gotta stunt.

Between tweets blasting the concepts of toxic masculinity (Piers does not believe boys should be told it’s ok to cry) and the vegan lifestyle (what’s Piers’ beef there, exactly?), he shared a selfie in a hospital robe with an oxygen line to his nose:

People were quick to point out that it looks like he’s still wearing his street clothes underneath his gown. Piers has caught wind of people calling BS on his weekend hospital trip and he wants them to know that he is really REALLY actually sick, OK? He defended his lack of nudity under the hospital gown by saying “I don’t know what you kinky yanks do, but in Britain we keep our clothes firmly ON for a gastroscopy.” That actually sounds about right, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he kept his shoes and at the very least, his socks on as well. He’s probably got a tie on.

Piers also claimed that his hospitalization for stomach gastritis and duodenitis could be blamed by “eating a vegan sausage roll, Brexit & Donald Trump“. I can see how the stress of two out of three might land you in hospital, but eating like a vegan for a second? The taste buds, maybe, and the colon from the enema-like effect it triggers, but Piers, who’s been highlighting his rich meaty meals of late, may have his facts reversed. How surprising.

If this wasn’t a publicity stunt to start with, it is now. Genius move. Grifters take note and learn from this master, who is sure to show up on camera on Monday and tell us alllllllllll about his little hospital adventure.

While he was under the scope, Piers also claimed that the doctor found “unusually large vital organs“. Uh-huh, I know what Piers wants us to think with “large vital organ,” but I bet the scans picked up the little sausage roll working it’s way out of Piers body shrieking “Help me! Help me!” on its way out.

Pic: Instagram

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