Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2018? Vote In Round Two!

January 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Judge Rosemarie Aquilina got 48% of your votes in the first round of the Hot Slut of the Year showdown, and she beat out Dog The Fish-Selling Cat (21%), Karamel The Two-Wheeled Squirrel (20%), and Mark Roberts (11%). Judge Aquilina has won the first spot in the HSOTY grand finals, and she’s guaranteed the third biggest title of the year (the second biggest being HSOTY first-runner up and the first biggest being the HSOTY winner, of course). Now on to round two…

Round two is made up of mostly summer Hot Sluts, and two are dogs, one is a cat, and one is a human, but they’re all hot bitches. Here’s the Hot Slut of the Months of round two:

MayThe Badass Flying Pussy, the cat who became everyone’s favorite playable video game character in just 30 seconds by leaping and flying through an alley filled with its rivals.

JuneOfficer Poncho, the puppy officer from Spain who sucks at giving CPR but is an expert at giving life by making us awww over him trying to revive a human.

JulyMaxdonna, the FURociously hot beast who struck a pose (there’s nothing to it) for Instagram in the Madonna drag his human put him in. Madonna herself praised Maxdonna, and I hear Lady Gaga is close to filing a lawsuit against him since she’s the only one allowed to make money off of ripping off Madonna.

AugustMary Halsey, the only Halsey I recognize, who proved that her 23andMe results say that she’s got Missy Elliott DNA running through her veins by spitting out a funky white lady version of “Work It” at a BBQ.

This is another fast contest. Voting is below, and the winner of round 2 will be announced this Tuesday!


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