Every yogi in America may have gotten the last laugh after all! Gwyneth Paltrow was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night, and because late night TV has to be wacky AF these days to get ‘dem YouTube views, Jimmy had a trick up his sleeves. He and Gwyneth had to play a singing game where, if you didn’t know the lyrics to a song, you got sprayed in the face with water. By the end of this shenanigan, Gwyn and Jimmy looked like spring break in Daytona Beach!
Vulture says the game, called “Slay It, Don’t Spray It,” requires each person to sing along to the teleprompter, but eventually the lyrics go away and you have to know that shit by heart. Gwyneth and Jimmy proved they don’t know Ariana Grande, Shawn Mendes, Christina Aguilera, The Sugar Hill Gang, or Outkast. I mean, I imagine Gwyneth only knows the content of the Lululemon and Goop catalogs by heart, so she’s forgiven, but Jimmy?! Your whole shtick is being a damn music man!
It became apparent that Gwyn didn’t listen to Ariana’s Sweetener album…or Xtina’s “Genie In A Bottle,” or, uh, Outkast. I mean, in her defense, they probably only play the “Smoothe Coffeehouse” Pandora station when she’s in tree pose at Canyon Ranch. The question is if any Tonight Show production assistant will be forgiven by Gwyneth for spraying her with pauper-level Dasani water when her rider CLEARLY said she’d only slum it as low as Evian, dammit! You can see the whole missed song lyrics below: