Night Crumbs

January 8, 2019 / Posted by:

They tell me that’s supposed to be a 30-year-old Rupert Grint from Harry Potter with a ginger stache in a new show for Amazon Prime, but lord, he looks like a middle-aged accountant who leaves his dress socks on during sex times, got Christine “Rojo Caliente” Marinoni in Popsugar’s Twinning app, and squirts off-brand toothpaste in his mouth when he wants to freshen up (because mints are too expensive). What I’m saying is that I never thought I’d get the tingles like this for Rupert Fucking Grint! – Pajiba

Here’s an update on the love lives of Canadian dudes (Ryan Gosling and Joshua Jackson), but where’s the update on the love life of the biggest hot piece of Canada Chad Kroeger? – Lainey Gossip

Penelope Cruz looks like the stand-in for Mariah Carey’s debut album cover shoot – Drunken Stepfather

What a world we live in when Lifetime may play in part in finally bringing down R. KellyJezebel

This may be the most demure and conservative thing that Ariel Winter has worn in a while, so I’m guessing she went to church beforehand – Popoholic

Days of Our Lives should change its name to Days of Our Great Grandchildren’s Great Grandchildren’s Lives, because it’s going to live forever – SOW

Phaedra Parks has a new piece and this one isn’t in prison – Reality Tea

Bella Thorne is serving up “Gotham hooker in a Joel Schumacher Batman movie” elegance – Hollywood Tuna

Okay, but can Hugh Jackman yodel out a show tune while doing that? – Just Jared

Melissa Joan Hart denies mouth farting out anti-semitism shit to her child – Celebitchy

Pic: Amazon Prime

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