Lindsay Lohan Pretty Much Denies Crashing Paris Hilton’s Night Out With Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan is really out here trying to shill her new reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club so she stopped by Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show to talk to him and promote it. Since Andy is the biggest shit-stirrer this side of a toilet flush, he brought up how Paris Hilton dragged Lindsay on his show last month. Paris said that Lindsay crashed her night out with Britney Spears in 2006 and that’s how the “iconic” (was it?) photo called “Three Wrecks Sitting In A Car” was created. Well, Lindsay is here to defend her “good” name (is it?).

Lindsay has another take on how the three out of four horsemen of 2006 ended up hanging out together, but she wasn’t interested in sharing it. She just shook her head and alluded to Paris (or “cunt” as she’s called Paris in the past) being a liar:

Lindsay: *shakes head* I just haven’t even seen her in years and that’s not the story so let’s just pass on.

Andy: Right. Well let me ask you this… she made it seem like she didn’t even know how you got home that night–

Lindsay: Maybe she doesn’t remember it? …End of story. *chuckles*

Andy also asked her how she got home that night sparking some jokes about Lindsay parasailing out of the Beverly Hills Hotel which prompted Lindsay to tell us about her love of skydiving:

Andy: I do like the idea of Lindsay Lohan like parasailing or hand gliding…

Lindsay: I skydive actually, a lot.

Andy: You do?!

Lindsay: Yeah. I love it.

Check out the awkwardness for yourself:

Lindsay Lohan skydives? We know she’s repeatedly gotten high, but I didn’t think she got high like that.  It’s like she left America and became this highly-cultured woman who dances on beaches, jumps freely from planes and tries to steal refugee children from their families. It’s called: “Growth.”

Lindsay also made a stop by The Tonight Show where she poked fun at her own horrible dancing skills in a Bird Box parody with Jimmy Fallon:

Jimmy parodies #BirdBox with @lindsaylohan pic.twitter.com/aWT5FrQgAM

— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) January 8, 2019

LiLo is really trying to get that promo for her reality shit show, isn’t she? She must really want this MTV reality show to be a hit for her. I guess her assistants trolling around Facebook for endorsements didn’t really pan out? Sorry girl… but if the show tanks, you could always try Craigslist?

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