Kendall Jenner Tricked Fans Into Watching An Ad For Proactiv

January 8, 2019 / Posted by:

The Kardashian Koven are, hands down, the X-Men of famewhoring because their super power is getting attention. And Kendall Jenner has always been like Kitty Pryde phasing in and out of the limelight whenever the rest of her sisters were doing too much. Not that Kendall hasn’t added to her family’s brand of “Please go away now” because let’s not forget when she became the Martin Luther King Jr of soft drinks a few years ago with that dumb ass Pepsi ad. Now Kendall, with the help of Kris Jenner, just pulled off one of the ultimate switch-a-roos in the history or fame whoring and I don’t know whether to congratulate her or blow up her social media with hate mail for wasting my damn time.

It all began over the weekend when Pimp Mama Kris tweeted this special message from her “brave” daughter about a difficult announcement that was coming.

Once she hooked her followers with the video Kris, who’s the kind of trick that never misses a trick, sent out another tweet to make sure everyone would stay tuned.

With all of this hype surrounding her announcement many believed that Kendall was getting ready to come out of the closet, since people have speculated about her sexuality for years. Or perhaps she was about to discuss her struggles with mental health since she’s opened up about having anxiety in the past. Could this be a newer, deeper side of the Kardashians that will extend throughout the rest of the year? The answer is, of course, Hell to the nah nah nah. The Kardashians are about as deep as a kiddie pool and the only thing Kendall was about to announce is that she’s slinging Proactiv for a huge check.

On Sunday night during the Golden Globes, Proactiv premiered the ad featuring Kendall and everyone who was waiting for something profound ended up with the story of a rich girl who went to a big party with pimples and got laughed at for it.

First of all, bitch, Please. Secondly, doesn’t Proactiv eat away at your skin like lye? Thirdly, it wasn’t too long ago that Kendall said that a dermatologist cleared up her acne. And finally, BRAVO KRIS! She wasn’t telling everyone she was proud of her daughter’s story, she was letting hoes know how happy she was that Kendall had finally secured a full time position in her stable of broads by pimping out Proactiv. But even if this is a huge win for Proactiv it’s another loss for Kendall because just like with that Pepsi ad people tore her to shreds on the Twitter.

This was the equivalent of her saying “Sometimes on the red carpet I fart, and it makes me cry. So now I wear Depends!” But honestly, why does it seem like Kendall is always the one taking all the Ls? I think Kris has a separate group chat with her other daughters called “Fuck Kendall!‘” where they come up with new ways to ruin her career until she has no choice but to quit modeling and sell their products full time.

Pic: Wenn.com

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