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January 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Remus, the highly-talented graduate of Dogwarts!

When the first Harry Potter movie came out, I went to see it with a date, and only because I hadn’t done sex with him yet and I was so hard-up for peen that I went to see a damn stupid Harry Potter movie to please him. I fell asleep 15 minutes into it (“That’s funny, I fell asleep 15 seconds into fucking you.” – my date). I tried to watch another Harry Potter movie, but it was as if one of those Hogwarts wizards busted the somnium spell on me, because I also fell asleep. So the video below is the only Hairy Potter movie I’ve watched from start to finish and it’s the only Harry Potter movie I need.

Remus is a 1-year-old miniature dachshund, and beginning 10 months ago, his human Anna Brisbin, an actor/YouTuber from Los Angeles, began training him to do tricks, which is normal. But if you want to rack up those YouTube views and really turn your pooch into an Instagram star, you gotta dazzle their act up and drop magic on tricks. So Anna put together her love of Harry Potter and dog training to train Remus to respond to Harry Potter spells. Like when Anna yells the killing spell, he plays dead, and when she says, “Engorgio,” he eats his food.

Anna put together this perfect Harry Potter movie of Remus reacting to the spells, and the ending features a very special surprise guest, who I’m guessing plays a Death Eater? I don’t know that Harry Potter shit, but a Death Eater would make sense. I mean, I’ve smelled cat food before.

The good thing about this Harry Potter role playing stuff for Remus is that when his butthole does the expellus turdus spell and he drops one on the floor, Anna can’t say anything. I mean, Remus is just playing the part to a T by shitting on the floor like every other Hogwarts wizard.

Pic: YouTube

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