Page Six is reporting that recently(ish) single, 25-year-old Pete Davidson, was spotted leaving the Netflix Golden Globes party with 45-year-old Kate Beckinsale. Some nosy bitch (or Kate and Pete’s publicists) was there and gave Page Six all the riveting details.
The source said this:
“They were flirting all night and sipping Moët champagne… They were outside on the patio and left together.”
Okay maybe this is a spy, because why are you watching Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson so hard? How you know they were flirting? Were you listening to them? Maybe they were discussing the geo-political ramifications of America withdrawing troops from Syria? What about that?!
But if this is true then honestly, good for Pete. Sure this is a non-story about two famous types interacting with each other and so we’re jumping to conclusions, but I’m hoping for the best for Pete. He’s had a bit of a rough time after Ariana Grande left him and he deserves a hot older woman. Don’t we all? And we know that Kate likes em younger and funny and Pete is at least one of those.
Although, if they are really becoming a thing then I hope that Kate sets some ground rules for Pete. If he was out here giving detailed accounts and sketches of the inside of Ariana Grande’s cooch what’s he gonna say about Kate? Better tell your (potential) new man to keep it to himself this time lest you want us to learn the taste and texture of your cooch.