At the Golden Globes last night, the 007 pot was stirred. No, that doesn’t mean Pussygalore was there. Current James Bond, Daniel Craig, was there supporting his nominated wife, Rachel Weisz. Source of many a-nethers tingle and potential future James Bond and Pussygalore of a different variety, Idris Elba, was also there, and he used his Instagram to make people remember he could be coming for Danny Boy’s job!
Sometime after Idris and Taylor Swift presented together and reminded people they’re starring in a Cats movie, he posted that picture to his Instagram story with the caption “Awks….”
Now, I would normally take it that it’s only awks because Daniel is just jealous that, no matter how many cool spy gadgets Q can make him, he will never pack the trouser pipe Idris maybe or maybe doesn’t have. Apparently, there’s a less horny explanation, and that is that Idris is reminding people he is under consideration to be the 007 heir after Daniel finishes the last movie. Wait – but didn’t Idris say he wasn’t going to be Bond??
This whole mess started way back yonder when then-Sony executive Amy Pascal’s email was hacked in 2014. One of the emails included her saying how she wanted Idris to be the next 007. Considering how Daniel didn’t exactly seem to like the gig – that basically hands him millions on a silver platter – and because thirsty THOTs like me still salivate over that “it’s just a microphone not my dick” dick pic, this seemed like a guarantee. Alas, people are sexist, maybe-racist, and resistant to change, so Daniel is filming another Bond movie – sorry, Tom Harding! You endured T-Swift and all you got was literally a T-shirt. People still think there’s a chance Idris will be taking his martinis shaken and not stirred eventually, even though Idris continues to deny, deny, and deny some more. Either way, he’ll still be my man with the golden gun if you know what I mean.