Night Crumbs
Probably because he got sick of the Bureau of Sanitation trying to collect the roadkill on his head, John Travolta went wig-free on New Year’s Eve and now looks like an old Pitbull playing Telly Savales in a basic cable biopic. Or does he look more like the ghost of Telly Savales playing an old Pitbull in a basic cable biopic? – SOW
The way that Chris Pine smiled at Jeff Bridges all goofy-like during Jeff’s messy Golden Globes speech tells me that they totally hit the vape hard backstage beforehand – Lainey Gossip
Take a tip from Rita Ora: While on vacation, let loose and play patty cake with your tits, because why not? – Drunken Stepfather
Former Disney kid is all grown up and serving up some Ezra Miller on a budget gender queerness – Towleroad
Isla Fisher is wearing the dress that I think every Real Housewife who ever existed wears during a reunion – Popoholic
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is me drunkenly telling a messy story and Gloria Estefan is my sober tia who is disgusted and wonders what she did in a past life to be related to me – Pajiba
Jessica Lowndes is still Jessica Lowndes-ing – Hollywood Tuna
Okay, but I don’t remember Olivia Colman thanking the real stars of The Favourite: THE BUNNIES!- Celebitchy
Brad Pitt wasn’t trying to look like Goopy Paltrow, Goopy Paltrow was trying to look like Brad Pitt, so says Goopy Paltrow – The Blemish
My gay genes just shook and exploded while watching the trailer for Fosse/Verdon – Just Jared
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