Christian Bale Pissed Off Dick Cheney’s Daughter After Thanking Satan For Inspiring His Performance In “Vice”

January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

If you stayed up last night rotting your brain with rich people awkwardly thanking each other for being fabulous while getting drunk off Moet (AKA the Golden Globes), then you saw Christian Bale win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical for his role as Dick Cheney in Vice. During his semi-awkward and messy (weren’t they all) acceptance speech, he thanked a plethora of people, but he did make one notable call out who (despite his involvement behind the scenes) is not normally thanked at American award shows: Satan.

Christian Bale thanked Satan for inspiring his performance of the one-time Vice President, and it pissed off some conservatives including Dick Cheney’s eldest daughter, Liz Cheney. Liz took to Twitter to drag up receipts from Christian’s checkered past, tweeting the following:

Shade! But really she should have posted the clip of him losing his whole entire mind while on the set of that Terminator: Salvation movie he did. That was way more visceral and he didn’t even get charged with anything for this–the Crown Prosecution said they wouldn’t be charging Christian for the alleged assault, citing insufficient evidence.

You know who should be pissed about this? Satan. Who wants to be compared to a Republican vice-President? Hasn’t Baphomet been through enough this year? Well actually, the Church of Satan isn’t that pissed and sent out a tweet of their own because… of course they did:

“Hail Christian! Hail Satan!” is probably not what Christian Bale thought he was going to be inspiring when he made that joke, huh?

People were also gobsmacked to remember that Christian Bale, who is not American, has an accent:

After revealing his true speaking voice once more, and getting the Church of Satan’s blessing, hopefully no one now asks Christian Bale to portray Satan with a British accent in a movie. He is method as fuck and is willing to ruin himself if it works for a movie. I don’t want to see him sell his soul just so he can fully understand his role… And don’t the Kardashians provide Satan with enough souls to feast on, anyway?

Pic: Wenn.com

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