Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Rose, the Muddy Puppy Queen of Arkansas!

And a HSOTD honorable mention goes to Rose’s human, who is the sweet tea sweetened Southern auntie I didn’t know I wanted. But Rose, a bulldog puppy, became the overnight sweetheart of the internet after a video of her with guilty eyes went viral. Rose’s human walked up on her mischievously loving on some mud, and when she realized she did a wrong, she turned on those puppy dog eyes and made the same guilty face you probably made when a family member walked in on you on Christmas morning in the kitchen with a mouthful of the cake you were all planning to eat after lunch. And because this is an adorable G-rated puppy video, I am not going to say that Rose also looks like someone who realized they made the wrong decision to toss the salad of their date after dinner at El Torito.

@sarahashlev tweeted the first perfect movie of 2019 after her auntie and Rose’s human sent her footage of the newly crowned mud queen rolling around in wet dirt heaven. My dog is the kind of prissy bitch who hates getting dirty, so he’d look at this video like, “Nasty bitch!“, before licking his own b-hole. But what does my dog know! The video is pure perfection all the way to the last moment. It’s like a Disney-fied Blair Witch Project.

I’m sure the north part of your ass cheeks are hanging on to the edge of your seat, because you need to know what happens next. Rose’s human heard the cries of the people wanting to know how the story ended, so a Twitter account for her was created and this riveting sequel was released on it. Rose made her human’s house look like Hogwarts!

There you go, A Dirt Star Is Born (2019)! After Rose became a star thanks to that video, she graciously posed for a picture for her fans.

Rose went to the vet to get spayed, her cherry eye fixed and to have stenotic snares surgery (they cut pieces of her nose so she can breath easier). Uh huh, stenotic snare surgery. You know she had a nose job. She’s so Hollywood already!

Pic: Twitter

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