It’s been a minute since we’ve received an important update on Gold Digger Hall of Famer Jeremy Meeks. Back in June he cinched the bag up tight when his mark, I’m sorry, the love of his life, Topshop heiress Chloe Green delivered a healthy baby boy. Days later we learned that he and ex-wife/mother of his first kid Melissa Meeks had come to a custody arrangement wherein she would get a six-figure check, and their son Jeremy Jr. would come live with daddy in his new London mansion. I’m sure Jr. was thrilled with this arrangement because even the very young know that Pret A Manger > Hooters. Well, somebody just knocked that passable croissan’wich out of that poor kid’s hand and replaced it with a surprisingly decent hot wing, because according to The Blast, Momma Meeks will assume primary custody and Jeremy will pay monthly child support. Say goodbye to your dreams of becoming a prince by marrying Princess Charlotte in 20 years, little fellow. Back to Stockton you go.
While Jeremy may have secured a life of luxury for himself and his new baby, his old family won’t be living too high off the hog. Jeremy only has to pay $1,000 per month in child support for Jr. The Blast says that per court documents, Melissa has agreed to 70% custody and Jeremy will have 30%. Additionally:
According to the terms of their agreement, Jeremy must also pay $12,000 to attorney Lisa Bloom in legal fees, but he gets to keep his cars. Melissa is also keeping her cars, as well as the former couple’s marital home.
Damn, Lisa Bloom? That smacks of Daddy Green very much not being into supporting the entire Stockton Meeks clan. Both Melissa and Jeremy will probably have to keep “working” as “models”. All the same, it’s better than nothing. At least Jr. will have an opportunity to taste the good life during school holidays. He spent New Year’s in The Maldives with pops and pop’s rich girlfriend.
The kid’s summer wasn’t too shabby either.
But it looks like mama Meeks might be a little salty about the new arrangement.
Ah Hawaii, The Maldives of Stockton.