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January 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Bri, The Bachelor contestant who has obviously watched Difficult People!

There’s an episode of Hulu’s Difficult People where Julie thinks that because many Australians play Americans on cable dramas, she’ll be able to land a role on one if she pretends to be an Australian actress doing an American accent during her audition. The casting people don’t hear “Cate Blanchett as a Yank” and instead think Julie’s developmentally disabled, and get the writers to create a special role for her. Well, Bri from the new season of Desperate Attention Whores Fighting Over A Douche That’ll Dump Them A Month After The Finale Airs must’ve been inspired by Julie, because she put on a fake Australian accent to stand out.

To promote their newest season of white girl crack, which starts next week, ABC released a clip of Bri putting on a manufactured Australian accent, which sounds exactly like an Australian accent if an Australian accent sounded like a Scandinavian person who has lived in the U.S. for most of their lives and also just burnt their tongue.

Brit doesn’t only get points for making sure her name trends on Twitter, but she also gets points for making sure that she can’t be called a lie-teller by saying that “the accent” is Australian.

Based on that accent, you might be thinking that Bri works as Meryl Streep’s accent coach, but she’s actually… brace yourselves… a model from California.

I stopped watching The Bachelor a while ago, because if I want to see a desperate, drunk bitch, shamelessly try to get some stranger dude to pay attention to them, I’d just look in the mirror while messaging tricks on Grindr. But I may watch this season just to see how far Bri takes it, and she might not be able to pass it off for long if she doesn’t randomly blurt out “Vegemite!” and “g’day matey” every ten minutes like all Australians do, obviously.

Pic: ABC

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