For those of you who read that headline and immediately muttered, “Yeah, ‘cuz they’re too busy at their key party du jour,” I am NOT giggling in agreement – I’m guffawing in agreement! Will and Jada Pinkett Smith strain every fiber of their being to prove they are not like the rest of us mere mortals. Will doesn’t call Jada his wife and claims there aren’t “deal breakers” to make them even consider divorce. They think of each other more as “life partners” than husband and wife, so that’s why they don’t bother celebrating the day they got married (New Year’s Eve).
Page Six says Jada spilled the details on the latest episode of Red Table Talk, her Facebook talk show that is honestly running out of personal material unless the next season starts off with her announcing she and Will are into furry play. Jada said they didn’t even bother celebrating their anniversary (most recently their 21st):
“We don’t really celebrate that day anymore in that sense because the context of our union is totally different.Usually, Will, on New Year’s likes to be in an adventure in the world somewhere, there’s no telling where he’s gonna be. And I like to be inside, I don’t want to be out in the world.”
I imagine this year’s “adventure” for Will was trying to scrub social media of all of us caustic bitches dragging him for looking like a moron in that Aladdin poster nobody asked for. Jada described how she celebrated the new year, like she always does:
“I like to snuggle up somewhere and just chill. I do a lot of spiritual work during this time, always finding that place of peace and strengthening that self-love.”
In short, Will is the friend you take to the club on New Year’s Eve to do the good shit with, and Jada is the librarian of a friend you have on speed dial for when the good shit begins to be too much!