Night Crumbs

January 3, 2019 / Posted by:

9.2 million people watched the acid-trip furries karaoke porn fantasy that is The Masked Singer. I too watched that Lisa Frank fever dream (The Peacock has to be Donny Osmond, The Lion has to be Rebbie Jackson, and The Unicorn has to be Tori Spelling, by the way) and so it’s nice knowing that I probably wasn’t alone in thinking that the annoying panelists should’ve been wearing a mask too. Specifically masks over their mouths for making the most stupid guesses when they probably know who the Masked Singer is. But then again, people probably weren’t thinking that because they were too busy fapping. Sick fucks – The Wrap

What in Leslie Hall after winning the lottery HELL is Katy Perry wearing? – Lainey Gossip

Cassie is doing trainer Alex Fine, who Diddy hired to train her last year, and now Diddy’s all mad, thinking she cheated on him with Alex. Well, one way to get back at your rich douche boyfriend is to get with the hot piece he hired to train you. And one way for a trainer to make sure he’ll never work in the area again is to get with the hot piece a rich douche hired him to train. Because you know Diddy is going to call every gym in the area and say, “If you hire Alex Fine, I will put giant speakers in your parking lot and blast my music until all your customers flee that bitch.” – Celebitchy

Kathy Griffin brought on an ocean of sads by saying that her mother Maggie has dementia and we may never hear her say “GODDAMMIT KATHLEEN” again – Just Jared

Magda from There’s Something About Mary is looking awful! – SOW

I’m still not sure who Chanel West Coast is, but I am sure that I spent way too much time being mesmerized by the sight of her nalgitas clapping in slow motion – Drunken Stepfather

Michael Lucas, who probably leaked the story about him revealing his list of celebrity johns to Page Six, is now pissed that Page Six says he’s going to reveal his list of celebrity johns – Towleroad

Russ and Paola, from what might be the least messy season of 90 Day Fiancé, are parents now – Reality Tea

Either Rita Ora’s chichis hate her Thundercats bikini top or her Thundercats bikini top hate her chichis because one is trying to get away from the other – Popoholic

Fart on that car but make it sexy!” – the photographer – Hollywood Tuna

Pic: Fox

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