Hot Slut Of The Day!
Toni Patanen of Finland goes by Pupsi on YouTube, and is filling his channel with porn for vegans who are also appreciate fine music (this will bless the rains down in your fuck parts, vegan music lovers). Pupsi usually makes ceramic ocarinas, which sounds the home planet of Ornacia, but are ancient wind instruments. But because he knows he’s got to step up the foolery if he wants to play on YouTube, he made ocarinas out of vegetables and blew out a soothing and organic version of Toto’s Africa, which sorry, Weezer, is the only cover of Africa I need.
Steve Aoki’s Finnish second cousin starts out the video by showing us how he makes his root vegetable and squash ocarinas, and honestly at the beginning of the video it looks like he’s making some kind of vegan fleshflight. If he carved “Down With The QUEEN” onto the side of it, it’d be Morrissey’s new fuck toy of choice and he’d turn that bitch into sweet potato pie. But these ocarinas are meant for blowing, not fucking, and Pupsi serenaded us with a stunning cover of Africa while in a room that looks like The Museum Of Camping Equipment.
All that blowing, I bet that after this video was shot, those sweet potatoes and squash shared a cigarette, an organic vegan cigarette, of course. Wait, do vegetables care about animal rights? Somebody needs to do a TED talk on that.
Pic: YouTube