When you look up Glutton For Punishment on Google, you’ll see a picture of Khloé Kardashian and not only because she’s probably had several ribs removed and immediately lipos out anything she eats to keep her body flat tummy perfect for those shit tea endorsements. But also because she’s not giving up on the cheating father of her child, Tristan Thompson. Sure her man has cheated on her. Sure it’s been reported that he feels trapped in a relationship with her. Sure it’s been reported that they fight all the time. But it doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter even a little bit to this Kardashian, she is staying with him! Even if he does continue to put his hands on women who are not her. Her storyline demands it! And Beelzebub (Kris Jenner) will not be denied her offerings!
Looking like she skinned a silver-lamé leopard for her outfit, Khloe was posting all up and down social media her night ringing in the New Year with Tristan and friends. Some of the posts gave the illusion of happiness like this one:
And Tristan also posted a happy picture of the two:
But the real display of their relationship was captured by this video of Tristan showing us how highly interested he is in Khloe as she rolls out a sad struggle twerk:
That denial was such a burn it temporarily melted the Botox in Khloe’s face and allowed her to display the look of rejection.
Oh, bitch. First of all, if you are going to dance for you man, make sure he’s actually looking at you. Not sure how you missed that. Secondly: do not dance. You have the dance moves of a slutty, malfunctioning Dancing Elmo. And if Khloe wants Tristan to pay attention to her as she tries to rub up on him, she should ask the koven’s plastic surgeon to give her another new face since it looks like Tristan is interested in anyone but her.