Night Crumbs
Presley Gerber, the 19-year-old son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, must not know about a thing called “Lyft,” because he decided to start off his 2019 by choosing the brilliant idea to drive drunk, and was arrested in Beverly Hills. If he wasn’t drunk on his dad’s tequila brand at the time, then he’s totally brought shame and embarrassment upon his family name! – Just Jared
Katie Holmes spent New Year’s weekend with Jamie Foxx on a yacht in Miami, and I’m guessing that Suri Cruise didn’t join them, because she would never put her Jimmy Choo-slathered foot onto a boat that small! – Lainey Gossip
Kourtney Kardashian and Sofia Richie are both dressed like they’re on their way to an open call for a reboot of Mob Wives – Drunken Stepfather
Magnificent gay stallion Jonathan Van Ness broke up with his boyfriend who may have passed the peen to another. Now JVN just needs to break up with that stache. Bitch, you ain’t a Brooklyn bartender or an old-timey villain – Towleroad
Miley Cyrus looks really thrilled on New Year’s while sitting in front of some gold hemorrhoids – Hollywood Tuna
I perked up thinking this was Susan Powter for a second – Popoholic
Topanga is having a baby! – SOW
But was Justin Bieber wrong in the first place? – OMG Blog
In case you didn’t know that Vincent Cassel’s jizz still got it and he got his 21-year-old wife pregnant, they made it perfectly clear on Instagram – Celebitchy
Gordon Ramsay is going to be somebody’s father for the fifth time – Scary Mommy
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