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January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Playmobil’s Victorian hobo and police officer playset!

Show me someone who asked for the Playmobil Victorian hobo and police officer playset, and I’ll show you the head of the National Coalition For The Homeless since they’ve obviously always cared about the plight of homeless people. (Or I’ll show you a psychopath serial killer who murders homeless people since wanting that mess as a kid might’ve been a warning sign.)

When Playmobil released their Victorian era collection in the 1980s (including their masterpiece mansion which honestly belongs in the Smithsonian), they decided that what the children really wanted to play with was a drunk, barefoot hobo and the police officer fucking with him.

Oh, the 1980s, a time when a corporation could make money off of the plight of drunk homeless people without donating proceeds to charity! But the truth is, I probably would’ve loved playing with that hobo and officer. I would’ve made the hobo hit the officer with his jug so he could put on that officer’s uniform and pretend to be a cop to get into the Victorian Mansion, so he could steal all their shit and later pawn it off to buy more booze. And as my mom watched that scenario play out, she’d nervously smile at me before calling a child psychologist.

If Playmobil has any old Victorian hobo and officer playsets lying around and want to get rid of them, they can sell them today as the “Bushwick hipsters getting drunk in the park” playset.

Pic: eBay

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