Afternoon Crumbs

The Sun thought they dropped some ESCANDALOSO shit by claiming that Duchess Meghan and her first husband gave out weed in gift bags to guests at their wedding. I’m sure this will ROCK the palace and piss THE QUEEN off, and only because she wishes Meghan had weed in gift bags at her second wedding too, because everyone might’ve chilled out if they had some good shit to toke on – Lainey Gossip

Is Rita Ora celebrating Halloween really late by dressing as one of Kunty Karl’s maids or like a slutty Amish chick? – Popoholic

I am highly offended by this cute picture of a sailor kissing his man, and only because they are heartlessly flaunting the fact that they’re getting some and I’m not – Towleroad

Here’s the sun touching Nicole Kidman’s skin after she probably sprayed SPF 56,000 on herself, and that’s great and everything, but I wish the paparazzi would’ve gotten pictures of Keith Urban squirting lemons onto his locks before laying out – Drunken Stepfather 

This could be used as a PSA warning you against the dangers of (insert the name of whatever drug Bella Thorne and her friend were on when deciding to do this) – Hollywood Tuna

D.J. Conner is single! – SOW

This list is incomplete without La Bruja, and I know that Real Housewives of Miami was canceled, but they could export her to another city that is in desperate need of her charisma and glamour! – Reality Tea  

Vincent Cassel IS Josh Duhamel’s hero and inspiration – Celebitchy

The Hanson’s child army is growing…. – Just Jared

Pic: The Sun