Just when you thought nobody was watching (OK, it was more than a thought – nobody was watching), Kris Jenner found a new trick up her sleeve, and it might be polyamory! OK, fine, it’s likely just smart co-parenting, but Kris will call it polyamory if it gets more eyeballs to E! on a Sunday night. 35-year-old Scott Disick is vacationing in Cabo at the moment, and rather than seem like an absent father and just jet to Mexico with his piece, 20-year-old Sofia Richie, he did the mature thing: bring his ex Kourtney Kardashian, too!
After stories about how Kourtney and Sofia don’t really get along, TMZ says Kourtney, Scott his kids, and his other kid Sofia are in Cabo together for the holidays. Surprisingly, they say Sofia “tagged along” and didn’t include her as just one of the kids. Scott appears to have confirmed this over social media:
This is a far departure from earlier this season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians when Kourtney freaked the F out over Scott introducing their children to Sofia. I mean, of all the plays that have been played to keep that family on the air, maybe going back to the basics and just showing exes who can be friends (HA! I’ll believe it when I see it/the check from E! clears) will be what notches them another seasons. You see that, Gwyneth Paltrow?! Until you and Dakota Johnson flaunt your chi-chis and flank Chris Martin at some snooty beach, your conscious uncoupling don’t mean shit!
And in case you care, here’s the Koven’s Photoshopped-to-another-dimension-and-back 2018 Khristmas Kard:
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CHRISTMAS 2018. This year we waited until the last minute to do a card. Schedules we’re changing, my husband was in and out of town. But The day of this card last minute realized we were all together so we had all of our kids come meet us. Kendall and my mom rushed to a meeting after this shoot so this is what we have! As many of us as possible! From our family to yours Merry Christmas 📸 @pierresnaps
Kris, Kendall Jenner, Kanye West, Tristan Thompson, and Rob Kardashian aren’t the only ones not pictured. Neither are the nannies who are behind the camera and waving at the kids. That’s why the kids are smiling. Because they recognize some faces in the room.