Thomas Markle Hit The Fame Whore Stroll To Say His Daughter “Ghosted” Him
Fresh off from collecting some coins for talking about Daughter Meghan to The Daily Mail, Thomas Markle is collecting some coins (I’m guessing… even though Piers Morgan claims he didn’t) for talking about Duchess Meghan to Good Morning Britain. Thomas dribbled out more of the same, like how Meghan isn’t returning his texts or calls (in her defense, it’s kind of hard to return a text from a number you’ve blocked) and has abandoned him as if he’s a geriatric dog who is “too old” to fly. Thomas pretty much said the same thing over and over again, and has become a media robot who spews “my daughter is ignoring me” followed by “now where’s my check?” on a loop. If his daughter did call him, he might malfunction, because what would he say to the tabloids over and over again now?
Thomas did his Good Morning Britain interview with Susanna Reid and dried glob of nipple discharge Piers Morgan from San Diego, CA. The clip below is 18 minutes long, and I only suggest you press play if you’ve been looking to torture yourself in the most boring way possible. Thomas did defend Duchess Meghan in the rumored War of the Duchesses by saying that she’s never been rude to anyone. But then he pulled out an entire tiny violin orchestra and played the same, dusty tune he’s been playing for months. Thomas said that he hasn’t heard one thing from his daughter. Ole’ Tommy says he’s been ghosted and he thinks it’s because of the shit he talked about the royals in the past, but it’s been eons (read: a few months) since he’s shit on the royals and doesn’t understand why they’re not over it by now.
“We talked about this last week. It was a matter of, ‘Why does continue to keep talking? If he just shut up, they would talk to [him].’ Well, I’ve been quiet for six months, and no one has returned anything back to me. No one’s said a word to me. I’m confused by it.”
Thomas also can’t wrap his head around why his daughter has pressed the mute button on his existence. He also wants THE QUEEN’s help.
“She’s always been a very controlling person—that’s part of her nature—but she’s never been rude, to my knowledge. The ghosting I don’t completely understand. But to my knowledge, like I said, she’s always been in charge. That’s her nature. But she’s always been polite.
” would appreciate anything [the queen] can do, and I would think she would want to resolve the family problems. All families, royal or otherwise, are the same and should be together at the holidays.
I’m with Thomas. It has fried the edges of my already-fried brain trying to figure out why on earth someone wouldn’t want to talk to the father who sells her out every chance he gets and manipulates her through the media as we all watch. You would think that would make Meghan beg THE QUEEN to knight him as the Commander of the Greatest Dads on Earth.
As for Meghan’s non-messy parent, there was a rumor that THE QUEEN had broken tradition by inviting her mother Doria Ragland to spend Christmas with the royal family at Sandringham. People and UsWeekly both say that’s not happening, and a source says that while Doria is welcome at Sandringham, she was never officially invited. Hmm…so Doria isn’t going, but she’s welcome? Why do I have a feeling that “Doria Ragland” (aka Samantha Markle in a wig and a “Mother of Duchess Meghan, Really” t-shirt) is going to show up at Sandringham and THE QUEEN is going to say, “Doria… you’re looking very different, and why did you just put that gold clock in your pocket?”
Pic: ITV