Night Crumbs
Kate Hudson is Weight Watchers’ newest brand ambassador and says she wants to get back to her pre-baby body (every time I type “pre-baby body,” a stretch mark barfs ) after giving birth to her third kid in October. So if you’re a Weight Watchers member and go to meetings, prepare yourself for Kate Hudson’s skinny ass to cartwheel on in to say that you’re gonna need some hot sexy workout clothes while working out to get your hot sexy new body, so why not join Fabletics VIP today! Only $49.95 a month for the rest of your life!!!! – Celebitchy
If you’re one of those who slobbers over the internet’s current it boy, Noah Centineo, and you also have a foot fetish, today is your Christmas – Lainey Gossip
If you’re one of those who slobbers over our current Mary Poppins, Emily Blunt, and you also have a fetish for the fabric on grandma couches, today is your Christmas – Popoholic
Bohemian Rhapsody now holds the record for what should belong to What’s Love Got To Do With It! – Towleroad
Yael Stone, who plays Lorna on Orange is the New Black, has accused Geoffrey Rush of some creepy gross shit while working with him in 2010 – Just Jared
Idris Elba’s hotness went up 10,000% by saying what needs to be said about men and #MeToo – Pajiba
Elegance IS Christina Aguilera looking like an early-90s cholita lot lizard who always brags about the time she hooked up with a Motley Crue roadie – Hollywood Tuna
Backdoor Farrah and Bristol Palin are still in an attention whore battle royale to see who can be the biggest attention whore – Reality Tea
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