Open Post: Hosted By Khia’s Brand New Booty
Some believe that Khia’s ‘My Neck, My Back’ is one of the nastiest songs from the early-aughts, but I like to think of it as a necessary tool used for sexual education, which would make Khia the Dr. Ruth of Hip Hop. And why not? Because she’s instructing you on how to please her throughout the entire song, which is great if you have no idea what you’re doing in the sack. Well now Khia can add a third part of her body to the song; her new basketball-sized ass!
The surgery, which was a complete success, took place six weeks ago when Khia had the fat from her back transferred to her backside. Madame Noire reports that famed Atlanta-based plastic surgeon Andrew Jimerson II, M.D. (aka Dr. Curves) performed the surgery and added a pre-reveal video to his Instagram page.
I think, since she re-wrote her hit song for his practice, Dr. Curves should have either cut Khia a check or slashed the price of her surgery in half. Because I for one will be singing that shit all day. Even though it will also be accompanied by the horrific image of Khia having a large metal Q-tip stuck in her back as they scrape together the particles needed to construct a juicier ass. And that’s really what you want to see anyway right? Well here it is! Dr. Curves, who went live for the reveal, posted Khia’s new curves to his IG (via the Shade Room).
Now that’s an ass to be proud of whether you own it or constructed it. And Khia already had a nice rack going for her so with her new super-sized ass (which she has affectionately named ‘Azuka’) she’s basically Voltron with plenty of powerful parts on her body. And not that he needed the work before Khia’s transformation, but I’m sure 100% of the N’Assatol (aka No Ass At All) crowd in and around Atlanta will be beating down Dr. Curves’ door with duffel bags of cash and a long list of places he can suck the fat from their bodies. My prediction is the amount of gigantic asses in Atlanta is about to increase by 1,000%, but hopefully none of them all fart at the same time or the entire state of Georgia will disintegrate faster than (Avengers SPOILER ALERT) half the Marvel universe did at the end of Infinity Wars.
Pic: Instagram