November’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is…

December 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Answer: NOT OLIVIA FROM WIDOWS!

You cold-hearted hos! First Olivia from Widows gets wrongly denied a Golden Globe nomination. Then she gets wrongly denied a SAG nomination. And now she’s been wrongly denied the illustrious title of Hot Slut of the Month! When will Olivia finally catch a break (“I want a break, so I can rest from doing all these fucking movies.” – Olivia)??? But well, a just-as-worthy HSOTD got the title.

Many who voted are as crazy about ginger pussy as I am about ginger peen. Because Saul, the stray cat from England who was ran over by a car and stole hearts with his grumpy face after he was taken to the RSPCA, easily beat out his competition and is our 11th Hot Slut of the Month of 2018. The votes went like this:

Saul The Grumpy Puss – 42%
The Not The One Rat – 27%
Olivia from Widows – 16%
The Garfield Phone – 15%

Saul will battle it out in the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next month. The RSPCA said last month that as soon as Saul is healed up, he’ll be available for adoption. I couldn’t find out if he’s been adopted yet, but if he hasn’t, the RSPCA should let possible adopters know that he’s won Dlisted’s HSOTM. That will definitely up his chances by 10000%, and by that I mean lower his chances by 10000%. Sorry, Saul (insert SaulGrumpyFace.jpeg here).

Thanks to all who voted, even those who voted AGAINST Olivia!

Pic: RSPCA

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