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While some of us find that the more we age, the more raggedy, dilapidated, used-up, and janky our holes get. Some of us have holes that age like a Lohan, but not Julia Roberts. According to Jamestown, NY’s The Post-Journal, Julia Roberts’ holes age like fine wine. Julia Roberts is a multi-millionaire so it’s not a surprise that her holes are looking gorgeous and all young-like since she can afford to keep them in luxuriously pristine condition thanks to waxing, bleaching, GOOP-approved pussy steaming, Botox-ing, b-hole bedazzling, daily sessions with a kegels coach, coochie meditating, chemical anus skin peels, rejuvenation surgery, etc… etc… Also, it’s wrong to brag about how your holes are Paul Rudd-ing it, but if my hole was getting better with age, I’d brag about it too!
But just as studio executives were about to greenlight a Pretty Woman reboot called Pretty Holes, and People was about to announce Julia Roberts’ holes as their Most Beautiful Holes of 2018, The Post-Journal pooted out a correction. They claim they meant ROLES not HOLES. That doesn’t make any sense. Julia’s earlier roles include roles in Steel Magnolias and Sleeping with the Enemy, and it doesn’t get any better than that! Every role she’s had after that has been a downgrade.
The Post-Journal aggregated that story from an AP story, which strangely enough, has “Roles” instead of “Holes.”
Julia’s people probably got to them and made them change it, because she’s saving the revelation about her stunning holes for an ad campaign promoting Lancôme’s Advanced Génifique Youth Activating Hole Serum. But I say to Julia, use that giant mouth to take to the mountain and shout about your age-reversing holes. You’ve got a Benjamin Butthole and should be proud of it!
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