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The Ding Dong Ditch Moose!
When I read a headline about a moose ding dong ditching a family, I wondered why it was news, because I’m guessing that on every weekend night, a group of drunken teen meese (yes, that is the plural for moose and don’t tell me otherwise) pull a ding dong ditch prank in Canada. But surprisingly enough, this didn’t happen in Canada. It happened in Alaska. And usually when you hear about a grunting beast who can’t speak English words fucking with people in Alaska, you think, “Oh those Palins are at it again.” But this grunting beast is an adorable, tolerable one, and a much better citizen of Alaska than those Palins.
KTVA reports that last Wednesday at 1:30 in the morning, a family in Anchorage got woken up by the sound of their doorbell. Kyle Stultz and his partner Allie Johnstone said that their nerves were already on edge from the 7.0 earthquake in Alaska (and to answer your question, yes, I typed and deleted an oh-so-original “all shaken up” pun) when they got a ring at their door. They checked on their dogs and looked out the door, and saw nothing. They figured it was some kids playing a prank, but then they checked the footage on their security camera and saw that a majestic moose had gotten into their carport and rang that bitch with his ass.
“We had this nice moose behind waiting for us right here,” Stultz said. “And he decided to back up right into it and that’s how he got our doorbell.”
Even Allie’s nephew Logan Trent was shocked by the video.
“How? Why? Why would a moose go into the garage?” Logan asked. “It must be a pretty big moose to get stuck.”
The couple said they’re just happy the security camera caught something positive this time.
“It makes you feel safe and that it could catch moments like that where it’s not just security,” Johnstone said. “It’s also a bit of comic relief. It’s really nice.”
Here’s the video of a moose caboose causing CHAOS in Anchorage:
I definitely go to bed at night wishing that a big, strong, strapping, hairy piece who is hung like a moose will ring my doorbell, but that’s not what I have in mind.
But seriously, meese are much more polite than raccoons. While raccoons break into your house without permission, meese ring your doorbell, and they ring your doorbell with their moose butts, because they don’t want to get dirty human germs on their noses. Polite AND smart.
Pic: YouTube