Night Crumbs

December 7, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Ariana Grande was named Billboard’s Woman of the Year, and at the ceremony, Patti LaBelle presented her with the award and called her a “white black girl.” Then that white black girl said, “Welcome to my quinceañera!” I had Ariana’s ethnicity wrong this entire time. I thought she was Italian, but thanks to that clip from Billboard, I now know she’s part white, black, Latina, and scrunchie. – OMG Blog

When you watch a two and a half minute Avengers trailer and there’s zero Thor nipples in it, you just wasted two and a half minutes of your life – Lainey Gossip

Silly fucking seal! That’s not a line of coke. It’s an eel! – Pajiba

Never mind Miley Cyrus’ hard nipples in that bootleg Robert Palmer girl outfit, THE TONGUE OF DOOM is really back. God help us all! – Drunken Stepfather

From Otter 2 Bear is the makeover show I never knew I needed – Towleroad

“Welcome to the Chicago: The Musical Bar & Girl, I’m Natalie and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Popoholic

My thoughts on Amal Clooney’s Dollar General Teresa Giudice ensemble are best expressed through her son’s facial expression – Celebitchy

Gwen Stefani’s 80s Barbie look IS the look – Just Jared

Pic: Billboard

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