Night Crumbs
Jason Momoa is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, and to promote his episode, they jizzed out a video of him saying words while finishing up in the shower and causing the floor tiles and walls to bust a nut by sashaying down the hallway in a towel. NBC should expect to receive several ER bills from people who had to be treated for a severe case of blue balls due to the fact that he was filmed in the fucking shower and all you get is a sliver of hairy nipple, a flash of pit, and a whole lot of non-nudity. Did the Hostel people direct that clip, because knowing that Jason Momoa is in a shower but showing nothing is horrible torture porn – Lainey Gossip
thank u, jeff makes me say thank u, next to the actual video for thank u, next – Pajiba
Cardi B has truly come a long way from getting motorboated in World Star videos to throwing shoes at Nicki Minaj at fashion parties – Drunken Stepfather
My new favorite openly gay news anchor is Matt Boner as Anderson Farrow Muir – Towleroad
Expect Margot Robbie to be charged with child abuse and theft for stealing that dress from a goth toddler – Popoholic
Okay, but when is hot drink of daddy Jeffrey Dean Morgan gonna adopt me? I’m a needy ass too – Celebitchy
Dua Lipa brings the sexiness even after getting attacked by a gang of Bedazzlers – Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Ann Inaba is replacing The Chenbot on The Talk – Just Jared
Kyle Richards denies she got a facelift, which means she probably got a facelift – Reality Tea
How damn selfish of Santa Perry to not tell me that he was going to payoff all the layaways at Walmarts in Atlanta so that I could order a bunch of stuff on layaway right before he paid them off – SOW
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