Hot Slut Of The Day!
It was British writer W.E. Hickerson who is credited for coining this phrase:
If at first you don’t succeed,
Try, try, try again
He must’ve been a bottom with IBS (I can relate). But while the mind of W.E. Hickerson came up with that saying, today’s HSOTD, this mouse, has brought it to life like never before. (Well, I shouldn’t say like “never before,” because any bottom with IBS who has finally conquered butt sex with a big one, has brought that saying to life like never before.) HuffPo says that in this footage from a wildlife cam, which was recorded last month, the little mouse who could tried to jump onto a bird feeder. The mouse fails the first time… and the second… and the third… and the fourth…. That mouse keeps trying for more than five hours. I know that a mouse doesn’t have much to do but try to get food, but five hours?!? This video is going to make me check my #humanprivilege when I’m about to bitch about waiting for 5 minutes to get my burrito bowl at Chipotle. It took a zillion times and five hours, but the mouse finally succeeded, and I’m sure that bird seed tasted like the jizz balls of the angels. Sweet success!
This video is pretty much me trying to beat a level on any video game (since I’m shit at video games):
And some have said that this video is like life, but not really. If that video was like life, it would’ve taken the mouse 10 hours to get on the bird feeder, and when it finally did and was just about to taste its reward, a hawk flies by and snatches it up. That is the story of life.
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