Dick Van Dyke Shut Down Piers Morgan With A Single Look

December 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Do not come for Dick Van Dyke. Piers Morgan learned that lesson the hard way when he #tooktotwitter in an attempt to mock the 92-year-old legend, and now he’s dead. Dick killed him with a single look. Piers took a lame stab at a joke that Dick has probably heard no fewer than 8 million times (that’s roughly the same number of people who would be willing to sign a petition to have Piers replaced on Good Morning Britain) but gave it his own repugnant spin. Dick responded with a photo of himself giving the same expression most everybody makes when the hear the name Piers Morgan.

Here’s Piers’ tweet and Dick’s perfect reply:

Piers is so damn stupid. That “joke” doesn’t even work on any level. But Dick gets it. This is how you deal with a troll like Piers. No pies in the face (ok, maybe more pies could be fun), don’t get your mom involved, no multi-sentence rebuttals, don’t get into a protracted back and forth with him, just give him a look and continue living your best life. Which is exactly what Dick is doing. He’s got sure fire hit opening soon and he recently celebrated his 6th wedding anniversary to Arlene Silver-Van Dyke (above, no that’s not his daughter so stop asking), and the pair have built an elaborate play structure for neighborhood raccoons in their backyard. I’d like to see Piers try to build a raccoon lagoon with somebody who loves him!

Pic: Wenn.com

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