Tracksuited weasel dropping Kid Rock has been asked by the city of Nashville to take his bawitdaba bullshit and get the hell off the back of whoever’s convertible carries the grand marshall of their Christmas parade. Kid has been fired as the grand marshall and, in an upgrade on Nashville’s part, been replaced by a dude who took down a gunman.
Nashville’s Channel 5 News reports that Kid was kicked due to his recent drunken appearance on Fox & Friends in which he proclaimed to love everyone equally except “that Joy Behar bitch.”
Kid Rock live on Fox & Friends: 'Screw that Joy Behar bitch' pic.twitter.com/N2fYLqm4vL
— Aidan McLaughlin (@aidnmclaughlin) November 30, 2018
When reached for comment, Joy Behar squawked “no thank you and not with a goddamn 10 ft pole would I get near his dirty dick.” No actually, Towleroad says that she kept it the Joy Behar version of cute:
Behar, clearly amused at being the target of Kid Rock’s aggravation, replied: “All I can say is this bitch and these bitches would be happy to have you on the show and have a beer.”
As for the parade, organizers feel the event should “personify the spirit of Nashville” and have asked James Shaw Jr. to replace Kid. Shaw Jr. is the guy who disarmed a gunman who was shooting up a Waffle House in Antioch, TN this past April. Four people were killed but James managed to disarm the gunman and save lives.
Rock’s ouster came after Nashville’s Mayor David Briley said that he might not be a part of the parade if Kid Rock was sleazin’ around. A local councilman felt the same.
I will not be participating in tomorrow’s Nashville Christmas parade. The choice of Grand Marshal evokes neither the spirit of Christmas nor the inclusivity I think represents the best of Nashville.
— Freddie O'Connell (@freddieoconnell) November 30, 2018
Kid responded in a statement and explained why he has an issue with Joy. Both literally and figuratively.
Behar has been an outspoken critic of President Donald Trump and when Myself, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent visited The White House last year, Behar called it “the saddest day in in the history of the White House since the British burned it to the ground in 1814.”
Today I said “Screw that Joy Behar bitch”
Mess with the bull, you get the horns. End of story.
I apologized for cursing on live tv, I will not for my sentiment nor do I expect an apology from her or anyone else who has choice words for me or doesn’t like me.
God Bless America.
Those pictures of Kid, Ted, and Sarah with White Russian President Trump at the White House were everything currently wrong with America in one Instagram snap. Joy was pretty accurate. Although, methinks Kid is still trying to get with her hot broad New Yawk ass. Maybe Joy could introduce him to a little cultcha.