“Thank God for Meghan Markle” are words that actually escape out of my mouth while Allison and I talk about how Duchess Meghan has pulled some “Alexis Carrington in season 2 of Dynasty” shit by injecting some much-needed drama into the usual boring British royal storylines. Other topics we get into include Leonardo DiCaprio bringing on the end of the world by thinking about getting engaged, the study that claims women sleep better with dogs (actual dogs, not a-hole men), The Rock declaring he’s on Team Pineapple Pizza, Starbucks’ porn ban, and Quentin Tarantino getting married. We end with our advice segment where Allison and I give our thoughts on dilemmas like, “Should I take out my teeth when I blow my man?“, and “Why am I wiping extra after butt sex?”
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