Afternoon Crumbs

November 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Remember when Miley Cyrus said that she was off weed and other shit? Well, the video for Mark Ronson’s Nothing Breaks Like A Heart featuring her (and her raw chipmunk ass cheeks AGAIN) will make you go, “Is that so?” Yes, the manufactured wokeness of the video is like the deeper twin brother of Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi ad, and I shook my head no at Miley’s Jesus pose, but I am into her look which is very “chorus member in Dynasty On Ice!”  – Lainey Gossip

Okay, Starbucks’ new Juniper Latte doesn’t sound that bad, but I think I’ll save myself $15 and suck on a Little Trees dipped in Sanka instead – Pajiba

Dakota Johnson totally bought a Juniper Latte – Popoholic

 

Kid Rock randomly shit-talked Joy Behar, and my takeaway is that the douche equivalent of a Bud Light stain on an Ed Hardy cum rag wants to fuck Joy Behar and knows she’d rather fuck  a porcupine – Towleroad

Rita Ora really could teach a Learning Annex class on how to try EVERYTHING until one of those things becomes a hit – Drunken Stepfather 

Not pictured: the fish I feel sorry for because they have to share the water with Teresa GiudiceReality Tea

Jay-Z totally dragged MAGA member Kanye West in a song, but totally wants you to think he didn’t drag MAGA member Kanye West in a song – Just Jared

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