Melania Trump Loves Her Hideous Christmas Blood Trees

November 29, 2018 / Posted by:

After the White House threw up that video of Melania Trump wandering through the newly decorated for Christmas White House looking around as though she had never been there before in her life, nor knew what the fuck a Christmas tree was, people have been roasting her like chestnuts on an open fire. The most egregious of the crimes against style Melania participated in, was the all-red Christmas trees she filled the East colonnade with. Well, Melania is here to tell you she doesn’t care and is serving you another dose of Not Giving A Fuck About Your Opinion Or Common Human Decency.

People is reporting that the most bullied person in the world had to defend her use of period-colored trees when she attended Liberty University to give a speech at a town hall. She called the trees “beautiful” and “fantastic” and said:

“We are in the 21st Century and everybody has different taste… I think they look fantastic. I hope everybody will come over and visit it. In real life, they look even more beautiful. You are all welcome to visit the White House, the people’s house.”

The White House had previously given a response to the period cone trees, because they sure aren’t busy explaining what they’re up to at the Mexican border:

“The choice of red is an extension of the pales, or stripes, found in the presidential seal designed by our Founding Fathers. It’s a symbol of valor and bravery.”

People on the internet definitely see valor and bravery… not:

Also getting called out was her dumbass “Be Best” ornament which is meant to be a part of her anti-bullying and anti-opioid addiction campaign… or something?

Move over Melania because I also have some awareness to raise. I will also be selling my new “Love People” themed ornaments and merchandise which are meant to raise awareness about my having bills to pay. Please take the time to donate this holiday season!

Pic: Twitter

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