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Moments By Priscilla Presley!
If you were famous or famous-ish in the 80s and 90s and weren’t out there hawking a bottle of stank, then you truly weren’t famous or famou-ish in the 80s or 90s. In 1990, Priscilla Presley got into the fragrance game by selling her own perfume called Moments. If Priscilla was keeping it 100% honest (which let’s be real, she’s still a Scientologist, so that’s against her religion), she would’ve called her fragrance: Bitch, I’ve Got Audit Sessions To Pay For. But Moments works too.
Parfumo tells me that the fragrance profile of Priscilla’s perfume went down like this:
Top Notes: Bergamot, Coriander, Peach, Violet
Heart Notes: Orris root, Jasmine, Peony, Rose, Tuberose
Base Notes: Amber, Oakmoss, Leather, Musk, Patchouli, Vanilla, Vetiver, Civet
“Who knew that milking money out of Elvis’ memory smelled like peonies and patchouli?” said every Priscilla hater. But even a hater can’t deny the 90s easy listening music video glamour of the commercial for Moments. With 10 jars of Vaseline slathered all over the camera lens, Priscilla lounges in a rented house that was probably used as the house of the antagonist in dozens of direct-to-video 90s erotic thrillers. Priscilla tells us about the supposed moment Elvis first kissed her and she says this without ever saying Elvis’ name.
Priscilla is right. You never know what one moment could lead to. Like she probably didn’t know that the moment she kissed Elvis would eventually lead to another special moment of her telling the probably-scripted tale of kissing Elvis in a stunning commercial for the drugstore perfume (only $12.99 for a used one on eBay!!!) she’s peddling. That’s a moment.
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