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November 28, 2018 / Posted by:

The world doesn’t need another TV or movie about Dracula, but we’re getting one thanks to the BBC and Steven Moffat. But I don’t totally hate this, because the world does need more close-up shots of hot Swedish nalgas and Swedish actor Claes Bang (of The Square and The Girl in the Spider’s Web) is playing Dracula. And I do love a man whose name also describes what many thirsty hos want to do to him – Pajiba

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before is getting a sequel. And since Netflix needs more subscribers to pay for all the 140,000 shows they make, I’m sure the sequel will be nothing but current it piece Noah Centineo doing jumping jacks in a gym shower while wearing nothing but tighty whities – Lainey Gossip 

On a superficial note (and ain’t I always on that note), while the Queer Eyes were at The View, they should’ve taken Meghan McCain shopping… – Towleroad

Parasite Hilton with white stuff all over her chest? Groundbreaking. – Drunken Stepfather

Amber Heard served early-80s senior portrait cheesiness for GlamourPopoholic

Kim Richards is going to be a memaw again – Reality Tea

In case you missed Nico Tortorella almost getting butt fucked by a West Elm antler for Thanksgiving – OMG Blog

Charlotte McKinney is still out there Charlotte McKinney-ing (aka posing in a bikini for Instagram) – Hollywood Tuna 

If you ask Keala Settle, the show must go on… even if you had a mini stroke and surgery a week before – SOW

Great, Rachel Dolezal is influencing Swedish THOTs now – Celebitchy

Oh, don’t mind Denise Gough and Sebastian Stan, they’re just riding through Athens nipples-out naked, ass you do (typo and it stays) – Just Jared

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