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November 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Knickers, the giant hunk of beef who is Australia’s biggest steer!

While Jon Hamm is looking at that giant hunk of meat Down Under like, “Pfft, that bitch ain’t nothing compared to the giant hunk of meat on my Down Under,” many (including those of you who slid this spectacular beef monster into my gaping inbox) are awwww-ing at that magnificent bitch. The Australian God of Cows is so magnificent that he’s even made some drop $16 on plane WiFi to take in his greatness (although, the someone who dropped $16 on plane WiFi is Chrissy Teigen whose snot balls are worth one hundred times more than $16 each).

7-year-old Knickers would probably blow my face off with a beefy category 4 hurricane fart if he knew I just called him a “cow” up there. Knickers is technically a steer, which is a dude bovine whose huevos have been cut off. Knickers became an instant viral star after a video of him towering over a bunch of shorties was passed around. The Guardian says that Knickers is 6’4″ and weighs over 3,000 pounds. To put that into perspective, The Rock is one inch taller than Knickers, but only has approximately 2,000 pounds of muscle on his body. In other words, The Rock better watch it, because Knickers is coming for his title as the world’s favorite giant. But even though Knickers is huge, he doesn’t hold the world record for the biggest steer. Bellino, who is 6’6″ and lives in Italy, holds that record.

Still, Knickers owner Geoff Pearson of Myalup, tells The Guardian that he’s been getting calls from all over the world about his superstar giant.

“It’s out of control. I didn’t expect it to go as far as it has. I’ve been called every 10 minutes since four o’clock this morning.”

Geoff says that some steers could possibly get as big as Knickers, but most don’t since they’re sent off to the slaughterhouse at two or three years old. Many may look at Knickers and see six Outback Steakhouses and a dozen Coach purses, but he’ll never walk into the slaughterhouse, because he’s too big for that. So note to steers: If you don’t want to turn into hamburger meat, get yourself a fat suit and some stilettos.

Behold, Knickers who probably shits up a storm, but still doesn’t spew as much bullshit as Trump.

That looks like a dom top daddy walking into a club full of twinks on 18 and over night at a gay club.

We are always hit with stories about cows with egos bigger than Knickers (see: Trump, the Kartrashians, etc…), so it’s refreshing to have a story about an actual big ass cow. All hail Knickers!

Pic: YouTube

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