Night Crumbs

And just like that, Steven Spielberg has taken his remake of West Side Story from “We don’t want or need this” to “Or maybe we do…” by casting the original movie Anita and EGOT winner Rita Moreno. Rita will play Valentina (not the drag queen, I think), the owner of the store where Tony works (a dude named Doc owns the store in the original WSS). Rita will also be an executive producer. Now this is the move in the right direction and hopefully Spielberg continues to make good moves. And by that I mean that 10 minutes into the movie, both the Sharks and the Jets will come down with a serious case of the shits from eating romaine lettuce and will have to stay home, leaving Valentina to do all the songs by herself! – Just Jared

Lin-Manuel Miranda is on the cover of Vanity Fair, and I really thought he was wearing extra high stilettos – Lainey Gossip

“Welcome to the Price Is Right Spokesmodel Circa 1986 Cafe, I’m Rita Ora and will show you to your table.” – Popoholic

I’ve always given a hard FUCKNO to the idea of hang gliding, but after watching this video and being someone with the arm strength of an earth worm, I’m going to give a double FUCKNO from now on – Pajiba

Bella Thorne promoted her makeup line with a video that is American Beauty as seen through the eyes of a Juggalo on Jenkem. Yes, I said “Jenkem” like it’s 2007 – Drunken Stepfather

Not Gay Taron Egerton says that he and Richard Madden get into a very gay sex scene in the Elton John biopic – Towleroad

Kyle Richards closed up her clothing store, but don’t worry, she’s going to open up a new emporium of overpriced ugly caftans next year – Reality Tea

Well for those of us who saw THAT jacuzzi video, we know that John Barrowman’s man could wear that shirt too – SOW

And in news that is a pile of sads, Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob Squarepants, died from ALS at the age of 57 and has gone up to the great big pineapple in the sky – Variety

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