Cardi B Responded To Jameela Jamil’s “Tummy Tea” Criticism
Jameela Jamil will not rest until she sees dookie running down Cardi B’s leg and into her remaining shoe. After calling out Cardi on Twitter for hawking tummy tea over the weekend, Jameela has continued her crusade and also put Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, and Khloe Kardashian on blast for peddling ass-alaches in a cup. Meanwhile, Cardi has responded to Jameela’s tweet by admitting she shits in bushes. This is America.
First, Buzzfeed posted an article about Jameela’s tweet and reported that they “reached out to Cardi B for comment”, which Jameela found hilarious.
Christ, @BuzzFeed apparently called Cardi for a response… ?How does that conversation even go?! “Hello, very little known actor Jameela Jamil, has announced publicly that she hopes Cardi shits her pants, what say you?” ? https://t.co/ppypD1VOYo
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 25, 2018
Turns out they needn’t have bothered. Cardi took advantage of an alternate channel to address the shituation. She pooped in the comments section on Instagram instead.
Well, there’s an image for you. I hope Cardi carries wet wipes. Jameela doesn’t think she needs them, though.
Regarding her response: she will never shit her pants, not because of bushes, but because she probably doesn’t ever take the products she promotes… during her promotional video she keeps looking at the name of the product on the cup… almost as if she’s never seen it… ? https://t.co/um2u8zIDng
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 26, 2018
And I guess she figured, while she’s at it…
Give us the discount codes to your nutritionists, personal chefs, personal trainers, airbrushers and plastic surgeons you bloody liars. pic.twitter.com/2wes19cJdb
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 26, 2018
If you tell your fans to be thinner, you don’t love your fans. You don’t give a shit about them or their mental health or self worth.
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 26, 2018
It’s a personal crusade for Jameela. She’s been very open about her own struggles with body image, and discussed the mental and physical damage that young people can inflict upon themselves trying to live up to an unrealistic standard.
I am not going to stop coming after all the people, men and women, who perpetuate this gross culture of forcing women to remain small and doll-like in order to be accepted by society. Fucking TRY ME. ?????
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 26, 2018
Also facts, she has some of those:
Jameela is more famous in England where she was a model and “presenter”. She’s currently starring on The Good Place, which is here first role in America, so lots of people here are just now asking “who?“. But Jameela’s dead serious about using her platform as an actress to make the patriarchy shit its pants. She won’t allow magazines to airbrush her face or body, and she started an Instagram campaign called “iweigh” that encourages people to “feel valuable” and “look beyond the flesh on our bones”. And she’s dedicated all her fucks to that, so she has very few left for the Kardashians of the world.
Here’s what Jameela told The Guardian back in June:
“I just cannot stay silent any more, I can’t. I don’t care if I’m going down – I’m going down in flames. I’m fine to not work in this industry. But I’m not fine to not say something.”
Ok, go off, sis! And it’s better to go down in flames than go down in a pool of diarrhea shat out by everyone buying into Flat Tummy Tea.
Pic: Instagram