The holidays make us do some crazy shit, which I normally just blame on my favorite southern cocktail of gin, Xanax, and one too many mouthy cousins. For some New York City’s subway travelers on Thanksgiving last week, they could take solace in looking over and realizing they weren’t the only ones having a bit of holiday stress. At least, that’s what I think this is?
Here’s the turkey-eating turkey:
NBC 4 New York got wind of Zeeshawn Ali, or @PrinceZee, partnering up with other New York Instagrammer @MrNYCSubway to give out-of-towners that case of “Da fuq is THAT?” every tourist secretly hopes to experience when traveling to the Big Apple. It seems like only yesterday when the Naked Cowboy was considered the odd duck of New York! Zeeshawn dressed as a turkey while carving and eating up a turkey on the second-most feathered of U.S. holidays after my annual Pride party. Zeeshawn’s man (turkey?) spreading managed to clear quite a bit of room on the train for his Hannibal of the poultry world antics, as you can see:
If I saw someone like that ruining my normal morning commute activity of scowling, swallow a vat of coffee, and half-listening to a podcast, I’d shrug and carry on, because it’s better than listening some crazy turkey squawk on about how us gays are going to burn in Hell. My skin burns easily and really don’t want to hear about how I’m going to go through the afterlife with a constant sunburn.