On Sunday’s most recent episode of Kontinued Relevancy with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian admitted that Kim plus drugs don’t always equal a good time and smart decisions. Kim says that ecstasy is the reason she made her sex tape with Ray J, and it’s the culprit behind her first marriage to Damon Thomas.
During a totally spontaneous kitchen conversation with Scott Disick and Kendall Jenner, People says Kim confessed that she used to be a whole lot wilder and more exciting back in the day than her current monotone robot voice would lead you to believe. While her husband’s questionable decisions can often be attributed to a lack of pills in his system, Kim said that popping pills have contributed to two of her biggest life whoopsies.
“I got married on ecstasy. The first time. I did ecstasy once and I got married. I did it again, I made a sex tape. Like, everything bad would happen.”
A 19-year-old Kim married Damon Thomas in 2000, and got divorced in 2003. In 2007 her sex tape with Ray J was released, a video that went on to make stupid amounts of cash. When Scott questioned if she was really high on E during the filming of her sex tape with Brandy’s brother, Kim answered: “Absolutely. Everyone knows it. Like, my jaw was shaking the whole time.”
She continued to regale Kendall and Scott of her wild party girls days gone by with a story about leaving an Ibiza foam party with Paris Hilton at 7am, and deciding to sleep off their night on rafts floating in the ocean. There’s a “fresh caught crabs” joke in there somewhere. Kim would like you all to know that just because her party days are in her past, doesn’t mean she still can’t get a little crazy.
“I definitely went through a wild phase, I would say in my late teens. I’m not like that anymore. But I still have fun – don’t get it twisted, I’m always the life of the party.”
Late teens? That might be a bit of a stretch backwards, considering we’ve all seen that picture of a definitely-in-her-20s Kim sucking back a giant bottle of Grey Goose at the club.
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I’m sure Kim still has fun, but does she still do E? There’s really no way for us to know. Her jaw has lost the inability to shake like it used to, thanks to a small country’s worth of Botox and various fillers. And any sign she’s rolling, like dopily staring at herself in a mirror and saying, “Ohhhh my god, I love yooooou” isn’t exactly a clue, considering she’d still be doing that while 100% sober.