Jameela Jamil Hopes That Cardi B And Other Laxative Tea Pushers Shit Their Pants In Public
Let it never be said that actress Jameela Jamil of The Good Place doesn’t speak her mind! Buzzfeed News reports that Jameela is severely irritated by female celebs hawking detox teas on social media. Jameela is so irritated by this phenomenon that she tweeted her hopes that these ladies would…well, you read the post title. That’s the definition of “irritated.” I’d rather someone wish me murdered than wishing me to have soiled trousers around other humans. Being murdered is usually less messy and embarrassing than the latter.
It appears that Jameela was particularly triggered after the shoe-flinging Cardi B took a break from dragging arch-enemy Nicki Minaj around on Instagram to remain there and use her lingerie post-baby body to sell some concoction called Teami.
In the clip, Cardi says that she even lost a little more weight than she wanted to but it was a positive. You gotta be lean and mean if you’re going to fling your shoes at people’s heads in public. That’s another thing in public I’d rather do than mess my pants.
Jameela was not only tweeting her feelings for the purposes of venting but for all the ladies that Cardi and celebs like Kim Kardashian have allegedly been causing to have accidents in public for years now. And I’m not talking about the kind where there’s a vehicle involved.
They got Cardi B on the laxative nonsense “detox” tea. GOD I hope all these celebrities all shit their pants in public, the way the poor women who buy this nonsense upon their recommendation do. Not that they actually take this shit. They just flog it because they need MORE MONEY pic.twitter.com/OhmTjjWVOp
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 24, 2018
Instead of just complaining, Jameela offered an alternative to having to constantly buy new underwear.
If you want to “curb your appetite” eat some damn green vegetables or have some nutritious natural vegetable soup. Don’t drink these “detox” teas. You need fiber! Not something that honestly just makes you have diarrhea the day you take it and constipates you in the long run…
— Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamil) November 24, 2018
Some of the witches in the Kardashian Koven have been selling that Fit Tea in their posts for eons now. Because the only “detox” that would ever happen to me would probably involve a locked ward, it never occurred to your weekend blogger that these teas involve rushing to the toilette afterward. That image amuses me. They probably don’t drink the swill but if they do, keep doing it. And set up a cam. I’d totally watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians Krapping.
Pic: Wenn.com