Open Post: Hosted By Gritty Crashing A Wedding

November 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Mashable reports that new Philadelphia Flyers mascot and ass tattoo inspiration Gritty suddenly appeared at a Philadelphia wedding. Besides obviously inspiring more ass tattoos, Gritty took over the dance floor and probably made songs like “Brick House” and the “Grease Megamix 2000” once again ear delicious to guests.

The captions by this one Twitter user are priceless.

Thankfully this amateur social media journalist was on hand for the momentous occasion.

There is some controversy as to whether that was the actual Gritty or a GRITTY IMPOSTER that is going around Philly claiming to be Gritty. Deception!

Gritty seems to have really caught on. He’s been a wedding cake and, even more impressively, was the symbol of protest against a creepy alt-right demonstration in Philadelphia last month. Give Gritty time. He’ll probably be able to eventually heal the terrible political divide we’re experiencing in the the U.S. And inspire even more buttcheek tattoos while he’s at it.

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