Ah, Luxembourg! City of romance! Or is it country of romance? It’s a confusing place. It’s even more confusing if you are passed the fuck out after a coke bender with your Russian mistress. There’s a slight possibility that that’s what happened to newlywed Kit Harington. Photos appearing to depict Kit in naked repose were shared by his alleged mistress who claims she and Rose Leslie‘s husband have been carrying on an affair, and that they fucked as recently as right before their June wedding.
Russian model and actress Olga Vlasova apparently spilled to a Russian news agency who #tooktotwitter with her receipts, which included text messages (between the news agency and Olga, not Kit) and nude photos she allegedly took of a post-coitus Klit Hairytounge asleep in bed with his dong exposed.
According to Thats Tea, Olga claims she met Kit in Luxembourg after his agent approached her to make an introduction for him. He allegedly gave her gifts and she “fucked his brains out” in return. She claimed that the affair lasted 1 month and that during their time together, Kit offered to introduce her to movie directors and even got her an American visa, which sounds highly unlikely. She says she broke it off because he is a “cokehead” and a drunk who kept forgetting things. Kit has gotten messy in public, so maybe that part isn’t such a stretch.
The censored pics and texts are here. It definitely looks like Kit, but who can say when, where, or by whom those pictures were taken. While the Twitter account that was originally used to share the pictures has since been deleted, here’s Olga’s latest tea-tastic Instagram post.
An Instagram Investigation found that homegirl is indeed very, very thirsty.
Kit’s people have released a statement denying the affair and claim that Kit has never even been to Luxembourg. According to Entertainment Tonight:
“The allegations in this story are completely false,” said the rep. “[Harington] has never even been to Luxembourg nor has he ever met Olga Vlasova.”
But really, has anybody ever really been to Luxembourg? As it stands, the ball is in Olga’s court now if she wants to stretch her 15 minutes. If what she claimed is true, she should have plenty of other receipts that don’t involve sharing non-consensual nudes. Olga needs to take a seat and learn a few lessons from a true professional who oozes class and style; my Queen Ruth Perez.